I went for a walk in the bay this morning. There was lots of beach exposed and I was going to walk along it. Fortunately I saw this first. And I'm afraid no doggy pooper scooper appeared.
It reminded me of an Ian Dury song, or one verse from it: The song is called :- This Is What We Find and this is the second verse:Single bachelor with little dog Tony Green of Turnham Green
Said 'who's a clever boy then girl, now you know whom I mean'
For the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been
And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean
(spoken)
A bit of claggy on the waggy
Said 'who's a clever boy then girl, now you know whom I mean'
For the mongrel laid a cable in the sandpit of the playground of the park where they had been
And with a bit of tissue, he wiped its bumhole clean
(spoken)
A bit of claggy on the waggy
The dog walker however wasn't a Single batchelor but a woman that didn't mind leaving her doggy's poo for the tide to wash away when it got there.
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You have an impressively broad knowledge of British culture Tony!
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